pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe
lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 
  • me when a character dies:

    are you really dead-dead or just supernatural-dead

nevvzealand:

my friend went on exchange to america and at her school there she won prom queen haha imagine being at that school and wanting to win prom queen your whole high school life and then 2 weeks before prom a random new zealand girl turns up and wins it

(Source: moseby, via psychotic-teens)

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